tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17992342418153645522024-02-07T17:00:18.907-08:00Desi MMS Jokes,Hot Mobile Scandals,Fun Time SMS,Mobile WallpapersDesi MMS Jokes, Hot Mobile Scandals, Fun Time SMS, Mobile Wallpapers, A large virgin Variety of Amazement and Unique Items about your cell pjone.BakersStreethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218358391472594676noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1799234241815364552.post-65194574453046239412012-04-25T00:14:00.001-07:002012-04-25T00:14:13.076-07:00Second Opinion (Classic Joke)<div dir='ltr'> <font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 20pt;" color="#013adf" size="5"><u><strong>Second Opinion!</strong></u></font></a></font><div><div id="ecxygrp-mlmsg" style=""><div id="ecxygrp-msg" style="z-index:1"><div id="ecxygrp-text"> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">The doctor said, ' Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheB1OMQaS0nUOskrHufW-4ndw4Blm0XEO3PxFrUS3pFRepwo0j2_E_FoGjiLdTCAoVpOQe-50DqvYy-x35StUrSFbbch4CoCE5QuG5nIOcKiFS1j2ZR2waLk1FR4PBzmHoSBm9-AgF0h5v/s1600/laurel-753077.gif"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheB1OMQaS0nUOskrHufW-4ndw4Blm0XEO3PxFrUS3pFRepwo0j2_E_FoGjiLdTCAoVpOQe-50DqvYy-x35StUrSFbbch4CoCE5QuG5nIOcKiFS1j2ZR2waLk1FR4PBzmHoSBm9-AgF0h5v/s320/laurel-753077.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5735233268935108114" /></a></font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit...'</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..'</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, 'Let's see... Size 44 long.'</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly.</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">The salesman eyed Jo e and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">'Been in the business 60 years.'</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4">The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'</font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDWhergL-IlEkGqDmXEn9IY92Smmt3v0kjyXtRYDugffTfRBGS2pL6QwH-O6iVkjUU5WKZd-NomO9pLMhSDkWkS0Q2MyTZ1agoKZOFnoCOYroZqpjMLCcrcny0JhQyczCXdTsT-oWD81wi/s1600/head_bang-754558.gif"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDWhergL-IlEkGqDmXEn9IY92Smmt3v0kjyXtRYDugffTfRBGS2pL6QwH-O6iVkjUU5WKZd-NomO9pLMhSDkWkS0Q2MyTZ1agoKZOFnoCOYroZqpjMLCcrcny0JhQyczCXdTsT-oWD81wi/s320/head_bang-754558.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5735233273818903122" /></a></font></a></font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"> </font></div> <div><font style="" face="Times New Roman"><a style="text-decoration:none" href="http://www.fropki.com/spicy-jokes-vf161.html" target="_blank"><font style="font-size: 16pt;" color="#013adf" size="4"><strong>New suit - $400<br>New shirt - $36<br>New underwear - $6<br>Second Opinion - PRICELESS</strong></font></a></font></div></div></div></div></div> </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1799234241815364552.post-90930599664094538912011-02-16T06:13:00.001-08:002011-02-16T06:13:22.251-08:00Durex Condom - Famous Ad Snap<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3tOP8RsappmG8eF7ZWGXl1VgTh0_70WttqpJchKUrdFfzDzvMXhnE7wQbMFaiM2AoWU-U215itG5CTPB9S5gqfkiC5JbARHysYfq-WDyg9AqGFfLHtE_ze-MdbnnD4hhfJydf2PfjBP83/s1600/CALC5CPY-702252.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3tOP8RsappmG8eF7ZWGXl1VgTh0_70WttqpJchKUrdFfzDzvMXhnE7wQbMFaiM2AoWU-U215itG5CTPB9S5gqfkiC5JbARHysYfq-WDyg9AqGFfLHtE_ze-MdbnnD4hhfJydf2PfjBP83/s320/CALC5CPY-702252.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5574290317347798466" /></a></p>Durex Condom - Famous Ad Snap Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1799234241815364552.post-85238738698009229942011-01-22T14:24:00.001-08:002011-01-22T14:24:57.247-08:00Intelligent ChildA Sardar saw a child, eating lolly pops after one by one, He comes to him and said<br><br>Sardar: You know, sugar lovers' lives are very short..<br><br>Child: You Know, My Grand Pa is now crossing 106th year of his life<br> <br>Sardar: Surely he is not a sugar lover ?!?<br><br>Child: No, he only take interest in his business<br> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1799234241815364552.post-81042937777672312482011-01-16T06:07:00.001-08:002011-01-16T06:07:25.059-08:00ThirstinessGirl to Boy: If you will find me, so we'll kiss<br><br>Boy: If Not, So?<br><br>Girl: Dont say that, darling! i will just behind this door..<br> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1799234241815364552.post-74746610698030357722010-12-24T20:13:00.000-08:002010-12-24T20:13:06.241-08:00Pilot ControversyPilot Controversy - A pilot contact control tower and saying, I am on 72,000 Feet hieght, Fuel is not enough to land properly, engine is also failed, i am on spare engine, what should i do..?<br />
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