Intelligent Child

A Sardar saw a child, eating lolly pops after one by one, He comes to him and said

Sardar: You know, sugar lovers' lives are very short..

Child: You Know, My Grand Pa is now crossing 106th year of his life

Sardar: Surely he is not a sugar lover ?!?

Child: No, he only take interest in his business

Intelligent Child

Thirstiness

Girl to Boy: If you will find me, so we'll kiss

Boy: If Not, So?

Girl: Dont say that, darling! i will just behind this door..

Thirstiness