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Once a group of Sardar in a village talking in Otaaq about different cultures.

One said, "Hindus think before the work"

Second Said, "Muslims think during the work"

Third Said, "While Sikh Sardars think after the Work, it is not better for us"

Fourth said, "Due to this, peoples think we are foolish"

Rest of three agreed him, then he added why not do a good job for the village?

First Sardar asked, "What we can do"

They think deeply and decided to open a school in the village right side the Gurdwara, but one of them said, we have nothing finance to open and run it, now what should we do to fix it? One said, we can utilize the land left side the Gurdwara, Rest of them asked, How?

He tell them to work and grow Sugarcane Crop at the left side the Gurdwara, Now all Sardars were happy, but suddenly a Sardar said, " There is a problem, Guys!"

What? asked others.

Villagers and their children are very naughty and un-merciful, robbery is their habbit, they will break and use it without our permission.

After listen this, all Sardars take out their Kirpan and Gandasa and start to hit and killing villigers.

Villigers asked, "O kee hoya Sardar Ji, sadda qasoor keh aey?"

All sardars said, "Hor Chuppo Sadday Gannay"

"O Kehray Gannay Sardar Ji", Villiger Crying.

"Sadday School Day Gannay" Sardars Replied.

"O Kehra School?", Villigers shouted.

"Gaon Da Nava School", Sardars shouted more then them.

"School he kithay?", Asked villigers. But Sardars did not reply and continue their work of beating them..
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